42 Quirks

Tribute to Madhubala on NDTV Good Times! Brilliant songs! She’s definitely the most beautiful woman to have ever walked this planet!

f u cn undRst& dis para, u cn stop readN hre – dis isn’t ment 4 u. f u didn’t undRst& it, wel, YKW u r…
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“Opinions are like a******s; everybody has one & they all stink.”

To add to the, (already disgusting) imagery: the ones that are closed harbor a lot more shit than the ones that aren’t.

Oulipo is the name of the theme that I am using. Oh, and while we’re at it, a slick, mobile theme has also been setup thanks to the wonderful WordPress Mobile Plugin & Carrington Mobile Theme by Crowd Favorite!
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I am convinced that all Hindu weddings are a massive exercise in classical Pavlovian conditioning.

Any utterance of the words “Shubh,” “Mangal,” and “Saavdhaan” in any order will automatically cause the akshataa in your hand to be flung in the general direction of the stage/podium where the ceremony is happening.

Sirs and Madams of the world,  we’ve been royally trolled.

O_o

“Psychics can make vague predictions and later claim credit for anything that was near the mark. The media tells the story of the fascinating successes and ignores the failures as being not newsworthy. The public gets the impression that psychics can locate dead bodies with regularity. In fact, such cases have been rare and probably a result of geniuslevel pattern recognition, or luck, or simple exaggeration.”

- God’s Debris by Scott Adams [PDF] pp. 81

At least 80 percent of chats in the world would end flawlessly, if we all chose to accept a “:-)” as the counterpart of “Hello?!”

So, who’s with me?