42 Quirks

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I begin by using words from Bilbo Baggins‘ speech:

I haven’t read half of what I should have read and half of what I have read I shouldn’t have read in the first place

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I’ve been tagged. Again.

A dear friend of mine tagged me with this meme a while back. For lack of interesting content & imagination to post a story, I’ll try & enthusiastically (?) answer the questions, hoping my answers will entertain you.

Here we go. Again.
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RULES:

• You can only answer yes or no.
• You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks.

Ready, Set, Go!

I break rules — Yes
Been arrested? — NO!
Kissed someone you didn’t like? — No
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Yes
Been suspended from school? — NO
Experienced love at first sight? — YES
Totaled your car in an accident? — NO
Been fired from a job? — NO
Fired somebody? — NO
Sang karaoke? — NO!
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? — Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — NO
Kissed in the rain? — No (?)
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — YES.
Seen someone die? — No.
Played spin-the-bottle? — No.
Smoked a cigar? — Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? — No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No.
Broken a bone? — Yes
Skipped school? — No.
Eaten a bug? — No!
Sleepwalked? — No.
Walked a moonlit beach? — Yes…
Dumped someone? — Yes. No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — Yes.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No.
Shaved your head? No.
Made your girlfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — No.
Marched/Protested? — No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No.
Puked on amusement ride? — No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No.
Been in a band? — No.
Been on TV? — Yes.
Shot a gun? — No.
Skinny-dipped? — No.
Gave someone stitches? — No.
Ridden a surfboard? — no.
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes.
Had surgery? — Erm, yes.
Streaked? — No.
Taken by ambulance to hospital? — No.
Passed out when not drinking? — No.
Peed on a bush? — YES!
Donated Blood? — No.
Grabbed electric fence? — No.
Eaten alligator meat? — No.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No
Peed your pants in public? — No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? — No.
Written graffiti? — No.
Still love someone you shouldn’t? — No.
Been involved in/witnessed a natural disaster? — No.
Met a celebrity? — Yes.
Been in handcuffs? — No.
Believe in love? — Y.E.S. :)
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I’m also supposed to tag 15 friends. But I won’t. Reasons?

I’m too lazy.
I’m scared I’ll be killed for passing on such silly time-pass.
I don’t know 15 people.
There aren’t 15 people who’ll read this post.

The last one is true. Honest. :P

I have never made any lists. I don’t like them. The only lists I make are the ToDo lists for the day. And I make them every two-three days

[:D].
I have been tagged. And it means I have to tag someone. And to think, I believed my childhood was over long back…
So

let’s start with the lists:
People who have tagged me until now:
1. Simple Thoughts
2. Radhika
3. Bricks
4. ???
(Did I miss your name? Please tell me. I am quite a forgetful person…)

7 things to do before I die
1. Live
- I am not kidding, or trying to make an impression here. I just wanna know how…
2. Read everything available.
- I know, I know, stupid wish…
3. Sit alone for a month
- Can’t do that. Ever. Yet, I wish, I could…
4. Show the world the real me.
- No, I won’t reveal my real name here. The real me pertains to the true feelings and thought that remain bottled up while dealing with

the assholes all around me. (Hey, this is a start!!)
5. Find True Love. Or, at least find out whether it exists…
- Would be better if I find it for myself(selfish, selfish…). Or, at least, find it somewhere. Does it exist?
6. Meet all my friends. Including the lost ones.
- Have messed up quite a few times in my life. Hey, life’s not perfect, is it?
7. Finish this list.

- I will add the seventh item when I find it. Promise.

7 things I can do
1. Play the Guitar
- Ok, Ok. So I am not a professional…
2. Speak loquaciously.
- So that I can have very few friends…
3. Listen Intently.
- So that the few that I have, can be the best I can have…
4. Smoke
- Aren’t I glad this is anonymous?? :)
5. Sing
- Well, not as good as Kishor or Rafi. But pleasant enough, I guess…
6. Clear my mind
- Yes. I can do that.
7. Write.
- Hey, don’t laugh. This is supposed to be a list of things (I think) I can do, right?

Note:
(This is probably the only list with seven things. In fact, I had to choose seven – out of the infinite choices available – in the end. I guess, I am Superman, afterall!!)

7 things I say the most…
1. WTF???
- For the uninitiated, it stands for = “What the FUCK???”
2. Oh Shit!!! OR Bull-shit!!!
- Like it says.
3. Yeah, yeah, whatever…
- With a nod and/or a shrug.
4. Arre Dude… (to a guy) & Arre Dear… (to a girl)
- New habit :P
5. Balls 2 U
- Old Habit :P
6. Hmmmm…
- …with the corresponding action accompanying it – arched eyebrows, fist under chin, and a deeply thoughtful look.
7. To be Added.
- No. Really.

7 things I cannot do…
1. Kill all those who tagged me.
- Sad, no?
2. Sleep for less than six hours.
- Need at least six hours of sleep at a stretch… Breaks in sleep will always reset the sleep counter to zero…
3. Stop smoking
- I don’t want to. So, no arguments there.
4. Keep an account of money spent
- Simple funda. If you have got it and if it is required, spend for it. With me, the only problem is discerning what is important and what isn’t…
5. Believe in what I do not see…
- …unless it is backed up by perfect scientific logic…
6. Look down from heights.
- It is the adrenaline rush that prompts me to do treks, but I am shit scared of heights. Actually, I am scared of falling off a cliff. I dream about that often. Never see the end of the dream, though…
7. Finish this list
- with a sensible list item, I must add. Or else, it becomes a paradox, right?

7 people who have to make this list
1. Inane
- Don’t know who he/she is. Don’t know where he/she is. Doesn’t leave a link back ever!! >( So, there… -_-
2. Aariya Shah
- Wonder if she even knows about this…
3. Gemini Girl
- From a Gemini to a Gemini, with laughter.
4. Halt!
- I mean the guy. Looking forward to some poetic seven things…
5. Foolishly Wise
- Writes real sensible. Wish I could do that…
6. Shrikant
- Poor kid, you. New to the world of blogging and look what I have done to you… Suffer you jerk, suffer!!!
7. To be Added
- Space available. Contact for details…

*PHEW*

That is done!!

WTF??? Three f**king hours!!! That’s f**king insane!!! Bull-Shit!!

Well, whatever…