42 Quirks

Tribute to Madhubala on NDTV Good Times! Brilliant songs! She’s definitely the most beautiful woman to have ever walked this planet!

f u cn undRst& dis para, u cn stop readN hre – dis isn’t ment 4 u. f u didn’t undRst& it, wel, YKW u r…
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“Opinions are like a******s; everybody has one & they all stink.”

To add to the, (already disgusting) imagery: the ones that are closed harbor a lot more shit than the ones that aren’t.

…fuck you. No, seriously, fuck you.
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Oulipo is the name of the theme that I am using. Oh, and while we’re at it, a slick, mobile theme has also been setup thanks to the wonderful WordPress Mobile Plugin & Carrington Mobile Theme by Crowd Favorite!
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Did you know that the family name Joshi finds its roots in the Hindi word ‘Josh’ meaning enthusiasm? Certainly explains all the jumping around I am known to do, eh?
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I am convinced that all Hindu weddings are a massive exercise in classical Pavlovian conditioning.

Any utterance of the words “Shubh,” “Mangal,” and “Saavdhaan” in any order will automatically cause the akshataa in your hand to be flung in the general direction of the stage/podium where the ceremony is happening.

Sirs and Madams of the world,  we’ve been royally trolled.

O_o